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The instructor hadn’t appeared.

Someone said, ‘When the student is ready, the teacher will appear’.   I said, ‘Does that mean when I’m preening in the mirror I can say ‘Thank you for appearing’?       60

Cock ring

smaller than bull ring larger than wedding ring she hopes   he smiles at the alter.       58

The child equates

The child equates trust with deception and suffering. Now let us look at that adult.       57

Picture this!

Picture this! Your daughter elopes with an alien in Mexico. He is a Martian descendant. Now what?

God is God. No god

God is God.   No god black white rainbow red yellow brown some thing   no thing dead   or   alive God is God.   No god.